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We have watched as our helpless children are gunned down in school
shootings. This phenomenon is becoming standard operating procedure
in most secular schools these days. 74% of 4th-graders are now in
organized gangs or on a diet.
The only way to level the playground is to have universal gun
ownership by our children.
As
soon as a child can actually hold up a firearm, they should be
taught how to shoot one. Enjoying guns is one of our fundamental
American rights. Why should we limit that enjoyment to 18 year olds
and over? The sooner a citizen can enjoy the kick of an AR-15, the
joy of hosing coke cans with a Mac 10 or the burn of getting hit with
lead shaved out the side of an 1879 Colt revolver, the better!
Considering our trade-imbalances with China, the 8 child per couple
Islamic average birth-rate, Russia being on a national 12-step
program and India discovering deodorant, it will become more and
more important in their future lives to know how to defend our
country.
As
an added benefit, poor teachers who indoctrinate our kids with non
Fox-News approved curriculum would be weeded out in a natural
selection process - by their own students!
It
is high-time we arm every pre-pubescent with a well-lubricated piece
of their heritage. The sooner we do, the safer they and we parents
will be! (we do suggest regular trips to Toys R' US after they pass
their concealed carry permits)
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