We see our democraptastic legislators trying to force health
care down our throats. At the same time we watch as the insurance
companies try their darndest to give us the best healthcare system
on earth, but charge us our entire salary to get it. (golf course
fees are going up!)
Our healthcare system may have been the best on earth, but now it is
37th in the world. It is the victim of itself, and we are it's
victims. Anybody knows the answer to this. That is because real
Americans don't get sick. Those among us who are blessed personally
by Jesus and re-paid for our generous tithing enjoy robust and
permanent health. True God-Fearing Americans Don't Get Sick. Only
God-Haters get sick by letting Satan into their bodies. All this
blabbering about the common-good is the Socialist Satan talking through liberals.
If God wants
to call you back, you better not let some white-smocked
college-trained agent of Satan slow your departure. You better not
let some rice-eating new-ager try to pin you down here on earth with
acupuncture pins. Jesus is calling, go to him.Throw your prescriptions out
and slug down a glass of dirty water. Healthcare thwarts God. You'll
spend eternity with Jimi Hendrix in a SEA OF FIRE if you let doctors
keep you here any longer than Jesus wants. Die young and leave a
good-looking corpse for your relatives to look at. It is the least
you can do. And
remember: "For every
thousand people that die without health insurance, the S&P 500 goes
up a 10th of a point, saving industry 230,000 gallons of diesel a
year, or the equivalent of 1.2 million angus burgers."
--Harry Geldtschtupper
Center for Ecologically Equivalent Economics
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